I'm tired of practically doing the hopscotch down the street trying to avoid dog crap on the paths! And fail to concentrate you have it smidged underfoot GRR. If these filthy dog owners can't be bothered to pick up after their darlings then they shouldnt keep dogs. Last year someone allowed their dog to crap on my door step. Mind you it was hard not to laugh as it was a frosty day and the stuff was steaming.
No, I'm not going to get an iPhone, quit emailing me about it. I'm not getting one because I already have a phone that's better: it's called the Nokia E70, it's the pinnacle of human achievement, and I love it more than my family.